The Easy Tiger Corp "Sh*t Sandwich"
We'd like to think you wear Easy Tiger Corp's Pre-Stained Underwear as a lifestyle choice but we know there's no chance in hell of that. What you really do is: buy the underwear, wrap it, put a smart ass comment on the card, and give it to someone who you think can be doing a little better on their personal hygiene.
Now instead of you doing that, you can outsource the operation to us. For a mere five extra pounds over the cost of the underwear itself we will ship the person of your choice a pair of Pre-Stained Underwear. They will be placed between two slices of bread (possibly with mold depending on the shipping time and the freshness of the bread) and sent out with a note explaining that they need to work on their personal hygiene.
If you would like the bread and underwear shipped in separate ziplock bags please select that as an option below. If you're wondering why we use ziplock bags, it's because it keeps in the stale.